The photo you see here isn’t a screenshot from the new Angry Birds, it’s a real life photo that’s gone viral. We’re not quite sure of the context, but all you need to know is that the photographer wasn’t injured after this shot was taken. After all, there are much more dangerous things in the world than an eagle with a flimsy knife. How about a baboon with sniper rifle? Or a turtle with a mine on its back? Yes, the turn of the century has brought new life to the meaning of “survival of the most-strapped.” Check out the gangsters of the Animal Kingdom below!