So you may or may not have heard the news, but Putin’s back in power. Whatever, that’s not interesting – Russia is corrupt as hell. What we find so fascinating is that as the Pres was on his way to his inauguration, there was no one on the street. As in, no one. Niet. Zilch. Aren’t there supposed to be 10.5 million people in that city? Why would he want the streets cleared? I thought people respected him. Perhaps they’re all at home drinking vodka, or perhaps checking out our awesome guide to Russian MMA Ring Girls. Either way, it’s probably more exciting than watching this 8-minute motorcade.