Harmonscopes: Horribly Inaccurate Horoscopes [Week of April 23rd]
Romance, lottery-winning, midget-punching, family? COED has horribly inaccurate horoscopes that will predict all! Here are your Harmonoscopes for the week of April 25th. What will you find in your future? Will it be a promotion at work, herpes from a prostitute who lives in Vermont, or a large group of children in a circle singing your name in the middle of the night?