Sex is like pizza–even when it’s bad, it’s good. But what if you’ve chosen a bad place to eat your pizza? What if it’s over a toxic dump? That pizza/sex comparison still stands up. Now the COED staff has compiled their memorable post-coital moments when they realized they should have been more careful where they got their slice. We’re talking about moments that blew off the afterglow and made us wish we were safely in the afterwards. And rest assured that these quotes are all 100% true. Making stuff up is a fireable offense. Besides, we’re COED employees. We don’t have to make up stuff about bad judgment.