Yes, you read that headline correctly. A woman in Haiku City, China has allegedly killed a man in a parking dispute by “squeezing his testicles.” Apparently, the woman wanted to park her scooter outside of a shop to pick up her child from school when she was denied the spot by the shop owner. She got into a verbal argument with the businessman, finally calling her husband and brother. A fist fight broke out during which the middle-aged woman squeezed the man’s testicles until he collapsed. They rushed the man to the hospital, at which point he was declared dead.
Why couldn’t that Chinese sinkhole have been somewhere else? Like right outside of this woman’s driveway?