Sprained ankles, laziness, and lack of time are all equally crappy reasons to not go to the gym. What’s worse is that the odd times I do find myself dragged to the weight room by a buddy of mine, I can’t stop people watching. There are some seriously weird people there. The creators of “Don’t Be That Guy” must agree with me because their most recent episode tackles the various d*uches you see in the gym. The one guy they missed, though, is the space-waster. The guy who just sits at a machine, listens to some jams, and tries to remain anonymous. Like me.