Craigslist Roommate Nightmares: Porn, Meth, & People Under the Stairs

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Finding a roommate on Craigslist is an invitation to a large cavalcade of crazy. What can be worst than moving in with a complete stranger – only to find out down the road that the person is a complete psycho? Sometimes the big, huge red flags are right in the Craigslist ads.

If you’re on a roommate search, here’s a few Craigslist roommates to look out for:

$1 FREE rent + $$$$ for female Live-In Personal Assistant

Young Entertainment industry couple looking 2 share our home. Send your photo, contact info and tell us why u think we should pick you??? You must be willing to donate 14 hours a week helping with R home & businesses. (Also a great paying job opportunity for the right person.)

OUR TAKE: Welcome to the world of porn!

$100 Male Roomate w/ an openmind…. age (21 to 32)

I am looking for a roommate who is comfortable with open nudity (his and my own) in the living space, open sexual discussion as well as expression. You must be comfortable with an open door policy throughout the living space…..

OUR TAKE:Expect to hear this a lot:”Watcha doing roommate? I saw that your door was open and thought I’d come over – nude – and have a frank, open sexual discussion.”

mobil home to share

Senior gentleman lifetime nudist will share his mobil home with female any age in exchange for housecleaning and shopping services this is not sexual i have enjoyed the lifestyle for 40 years and do not expect you to do same.

OUR TAKE:If you ever wanted to live in a “mobil” home – here is your big, fat chance; just remember not to pack any clothes.

$350 Respectful Hippy

I’m not home very often but I do have a friend that lives under the stairs. Basically NO SISSYS ALLOWED. I little patience for someone losing their shit all the time, being violent, or doing meth.

OUR TAKE:Apparently there has been problems with past “sissys” as roommates – who lost their shit while on lots of meth. BEWARE OF THE FRIEND WHO LIVES UNDER THE STAIRS! DON’T FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!

$500 MALE (swinger) 4 FEMALE HOUSEMATE

1st off this is NOTHING sexual so don’t get the wrong idea. Even though I am a swinger I don’t push my sexual orientation upon anyone. Some people are bi, some are gay I’m STRAIGHT it’s all good right? So please don’t judge. I am looking to rent out a very nice sized room to a cool, laid back open minded chick that is hot or at least above average and HWP that doesn’t mind having a guy check her out.

OUR TAKE:It’s nothing BUT sexual. Imagine how old it would get -fast – having your new roommate check you out – EVERY DAMN MINUTE OF THE DAY!

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