Google Glass parodies are all the rage, but I’m pretty sure that this one from the GradLife applies to you more than the others. Why? Because even though this kid is unemployed and lives in a ratbox with roommates who leave the stove on overnight, he still decides to spend the money on Google Glass(es?).
In all seriousness though, who the f*ck actually uses Siri for anything else other than finding the closest escort service? No one wants their commands to have to be spoken out loud. “Close Pornhub.” “Search ‘How to make grilled cheese sandwich.'” There’s a reason we let our fingers do the talking – no one can hear what you type.
You expect me to wear these things on my head when I already need corrective lenses?