Who Was the She-Spy Eyeing In Obama’s Cabinet? [PHOTOS]
We’re happy just knowing that a Soviet spy like Anna Chapman exists. It makes a lot of our fantasies seem more valid. Now we’re getting hot gossip about why the FBI might have swooped in on the sexy secret agent back in 2010. The big story is actually hidden away in an article in the UK’s Independent newspaper. The writer focuses on an Iraqi informant, but the article mentions that the FBI head of counterintelligence was concerned about Chapman getting close to the White House. Specifically, the amazing Anna was getting close to a member of the Obama cabinet.
“She got close enough to disturb us,” says Frank Figliuzzi, and that gives us some disturbing thoughts. Did charming Chapman have her eye on Joseph Biden? Maybe the beauty had her privates primed for Department of Defense Secretary Leon Panetta. She could’ve been planning an interracial encounter with Attorney General Eric Holder—or maybe a lesbian liason with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton or Kathleen Sebelius at Health and Human Services. We can spend all day giving this very serious thought. Too bad the FBI had to screw up a good potential scandal. It’s nice if they saved the world, though.