Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Madness [40 PHOTOS]
By now, everyone and their mother knows about Michael Bay’s attempt to ruin the childhood of everyone born between 1985 and 1989. His rewrites have taken the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles and now to just Ninja Turtles. The only good news from all of this is that even though Mike Bay (he sounds so much douchier that way) might be raping and pillaging yet another Saturday cartoon, he can’t ruin our happy memories or go-to halloween outfits. The women below are proof that turtles from the sewer look just fine and that nothing needs to be changed.