Every year, thousands of music-listeners, partiers, entrepreneurs, and bands head down to Austin, Texas to take part in South By South West. I’ve personally never been to SxSW, but two of our editors went down and could only describe it to us as the New Brooklyn. I wasn’t sure what they meant by that until I saw photos of the people that were down there. Hipsters galore. Among these people who go against everything that I thought Texas stood for, though, was some pretty attractive tail. Girls in short cutoff jeans never go out of style.