Americans love being Irish, even if we’re really not. Each St. Patrick’s Day, thousands seem to trade the red, white, and blue in exchange for the Irish flag. And why not? The Irish have done a wonderful job of not only cultivating a fascinating way of life, they’re also responsible for some pretty awesome sh*t besides Guinness. Ginger leprechauns dressed in green suits? I don’t think that the US could have come up with that one, all we’ve done is to invent the Sasquatch. Below you’ll find 34 of the
excuses reasons to drink a green beer or two this Saint Paddy’s.