If you paid any attention at all in class, you’re probably aware of the fact that today is the Ides of March. While the term “Ides” derives from the Latin for “half division,” you shouldn’t really give a crap about a dead language. All your remaining brain power needs to be focused on more important things: like throwing a killer toga party tonight. Having been to a few, I can tell you that a good toga party can be just as much fun as what you’ve seen in Animal House. Beer or wine, it doesn’t matter, just make sure the girls get good and drunk.