For those of you who have been hoping to land Anna Kournikova’s hand in marriage, I’ve got some good news and some pretty devastating news. The good news is that she’s not getting married to her boyfriend Enrique Iglesias. The bad news is that Enrique Iglesias and Anna don’t see a reason to get married because they’re happy enough without it. “I’ve never really thought marriage would make a difference,” Enrique told Parade. “Maybe it’s because I come from divorced parents, but I don’t think you love someone more because of a piece of paper. And nowadays, it’s not taboo to have kids and not be married. What makes a difference is that you’re a good parent, period.”
Recap: Enrique essentially has the hottest female athlete on lock-down and refuses to marry her. His stance leaves me utterly confused as to whether or not I should buy him a drink for being a total baller or plot against him for keeping her from the rest of us (because obviously Enrique’s the only thing that’s keeping her from the Average Joe). At least he’s not like my buddy Joe who won’t marry his hot girlfriend because he’s too busy downloading word apps. Regardless of my decision, the photos below are unfortunately going to be the closest we ever get to her – good thing they’re incredible.