In a recent interview with Cosmo Magazine, Megan Fox has admitted that she’s ready to have children and wear the crown as America’s Sexiest MILF. While she’ll only admit to one of those statements, I believe that’s cause enough for an alarm to go off in every man’s head. “What’s having a kid going to do to her body?” “Why isn’t she having my kid?” These are all valid questions and I pose the idea that perhaps the rest of the world would be happier if she just stuck with pets. Seeing as how Saturday is If Pets Had Thumbs Day, why not superimpose her thumbs on some pets she might like? After all, it is the internet.