COED’s 1st Annual BodStar Awards

By Neal - Johns Hopkins February 23, 2012 3:19 pm Posted in A to Z, culture, Features, Girls, Movies, Pics, Television, TMZ RSS Neal - Johns Hopkins g+ page

With the 84th annual Academy Awards taking place this Sunday (2/26), we thought we’d take a look at the sexier side of cinema’s biggest night. Originally, we wanted to do the “Anatomy Awards” but Mr. Skin’s now entering his 13th year of honoring the sexiest nude scenes in film and television. So, since we’re a men’s lifestyle “magazine” we decided to pay tribute to this past year’s sexiest magazine shoots featuring actresses. We have 8 categories for your consideration: Sexiest Eyes, Loveliest Lips, Most Desirable Smile, Most Amazing Face, Best Breasts, Hottest Butt, Most Alluring Legs, and Most Bodacious Body. Take a look at each thespian’s pics then vote in our polls. We’ll announce the winners on Tuesday, February 28th!

And the nominees are…

Amanda Seyfried: 2011 was a breakout year for the big-eyed “enticer” – she first caught OUR eyes with her racy lacy shoot for Esquire’s March 2011 issue. She went on to mesmerize readers on the cover of Elle’s April 2011 issue, then ended the final quarter with a retro cover for W’s October 2011 issue and Marie Claire’s December 2011 edition. She kicked up the intensity in Glamour’s March 2012. Each time, you couldn’t help but get lost in those peepers.

Amber Heard: Since going the FHM / Maxim route in 2009, she’s branched out to more artistic fare with Angeleno Magazine in September 2011 and the absolutely scorching hot shoot with Ellen von Unwerth for Vs mag’s Fall/Winter ’11-’12 edition. Get used to Amber being a nominee, she’s the Meryl Streep of these awards.

Emma Stone: We know Emma tries to play off / play down her sex appeal, but no matter how much she tries to goof around, dress down, or cover herself up, it only serves to make her hotter. Take her shoot for Elle’s July 2011 issue, nothing crazy or over the top but the one close up of her looking like a puma ready to dine into the camera? Even in black and white, it’s red-hot. Speaking of red, white, and blonde, her shoot for Vanity Fair August 2011 made us long for the days of pin-ups and B-52 bombers. She’s sexy and she knows it.

Kate Beckinsale: The shot of Kate on her back, shading her eyes as she looks into the camera for Flaunt Magazine? We blacked out. We could’ve easily nominated her for face, legs, and body from that shoot, and her spread for Esquire Mexico’s January 2012 made our choices that much harder.

Mila Kunis: Much like the other candidates in this category, it’s impossible to diminish the power of her piercing “bulbs” no matter how hard the photographer or stylist might try. From Elle to Nylon to Glamour to GQ, Mila managed to captivate and dominate with her pupils alone. You could outfit her in a Burqa and she’d still be on fire.

Olivia Wilde: Nylon, Glamour, Allure, LA Times, Angeleno, Town & Country, and Marie Claire. Those are the mags that surely profited from the seductive oculars of Olivia. She could motivate a lot of men to do a lot of things with just a glance. Even the most stubborn of stallions would get p-whipped in nanoseconds.

And the nominees are…

Amanda Seyfried: Once you’re done fawning over her eyes, you’ll spend the next 8 hours drooling over her lips. It should be illegal for her to wear red lipstick. That’s how accidents happen.

Anne Hathaway: If you haven’t seen Love and Other Drugs, you should. 1) You get to see her boobs. 2) Sex scenes. What gets us most pumped about Dark Knight Rises? Those lips poking out of the Catwoman suit. Though her shoots were sparse, her spreads for Interview, Harper’s Bazaar, and Gotham, and the October 2011 issue of Spain’s Fotogramas Magazine go to show the landing pad for our lips is still super sweet.

Kristen Stewart: Emma Stone might be reluctant to flash her fine form, but Kristen Stewart takes it another level. However, her cover for W Magazine’s September 2011 issue is like a raindrop in the Mojave – refreshing and leaving us wanting more. Luckily, we got more with her spread in the British edition of GQ’s November 2011 issue.

Lindsay Lohan: She single-handedly put Blank magazine on the map and gave us a ton of reasons to love Love magazine. Then there’s her controversial Playboy spread. Couldn’t have been that bad – supposedly Hef’s asking her to do another.

Natalie Portman: If you looked at her on the cover of V Magazine and didn’t immediately start making out with it, check yourself. Even the tame InStyle mag shoot had us puckering up.

Sarah Shahi: Not sure there’s a woman on Earth who can make biting her lip look any hotter than Sarah. From her playful spread for Esquire’s Me In My Place to her unbelievably blazing hot hipster-lumberjack themed shoot for Venice magazine’s February 2012 issue to her bra and panties party for “New York Moves” mag – Shahi’s lips are literally making us lose our minds.

And the nominees are…

Aimee Teegarden: Sometimes you get nominated on the pure quantity of shoots published and sometimes you get the nod for that one picture that everyone can’t forget. For Aimee, it’s the latter. The snapshot of her flashing her pearly whites for Men’s Health is hands down why we’re working on how to propose.

Dianna Agron: Flaunt, Nylon, Marie Claire – all solid outings for the Glee star. But the devilish grin she gave us for Cosmo won us over.

Katrina Bowden: Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2011 showed us her place and there was no shortage of places to look. But, she turned our frowns upside down with the just-got-done-sexing-you smile. Pile on to that her “follow me” tooth flasher on the cover of Maxim’s February 2012 issue and her nomination was a lock.

Rachel McAdams: That dimple. Dear Lord. When it comes out, watch out. Her spread for Glamour did it for us. Her shoot for Elle nearly landed her on our “Loveliest Lips” ballot.

Rashida Jones: Her nomination might come as somewhat of a surprise, but in between her worried, pouting phases on Parks & Rec, the star can provide us with plenty of fantasy file material. She did just that in Esquire.

Zoe Saldana: We made the mistake of a lifetime when we brain-farted and left her off our list of Dreamiest Black Women. Maybe it’s because we think of her as being Na’Vi? Yeah, right. She almost conquered the alphabet with her shoots for Be, C, W, – in addition to Prestige, Latina, and Women’s Health. But it was her turn in Flaunt that won her a nom.

And the nominees are…

Amber Heard: Sick of her yet? We told you she could very well sweep these awards. It’s hard to make an argument against her. Even with her mean face on, we can’t help but get all tingly. It’s probably because we forgot to take our meds.

Berenice Bejo: Who? She’s one of 2 lesser known thesps in this category. But, one look at her pucker and she’ll be etched in your memory stone forever. Thank you, Esquire.

Katrina Bowden: Note to Katrina for the rest of her life – schedule as many photo shoots as possible. We dare you to find a flaw.

Kristen Stewart: Seriously, are Kristen and Amber twins?

Morena Baccarin: Remember ABC’s sci-fi remake of “V”? That hot alien? Yeah, that one. We’d surrender the planet if we had that kisser wearin’ us down.

Olivia Wilde: Honestly, when I first saw her on “The OC” back in 2005 I thought I was looking at a new superhuman race. I’d never seen anyone like her outside of when I was neck-deep in REM sleep. Makeup, no makeup, it doesn’t matter – she’s soothing, sultry, and sensual.

And the nominees are…

Alison Brie: It was only a matter of time before someone got the bright idea to put Alison’s assets on full display. We’re forever indebted to GQ for providing us with the ultimate fantasy come true.

Brooklyn Decker: She’s not an actress! If you’re going to include her, you should include Kate Upton! Kate’s great, we all know that but a brief cameo in Tower Heist doesn’t help her qualify. As horrible as “Just Go With It” was it did allow for Decker to get a nom.

Eva Amurri: She turned heads on Californication and her Maxim shoot was out of control. Someone needs to get her on the big screen in a lead role asap. Remake Bull Durham for Kevin Costner’s sake.

Hannah Simone: If Zooey Deschanel doesn’t do it for you on FOX’s new show “New Girl“, then Hannah Simone should. The underboob shot from Maxim’s spread is nothing new by any means but it definitely gave us a new reason(s) to tune into that show.

Lindsay Lohan: Haters will tell ya they’re fake or they’re saggy or this or that. Fact is, her shoot with Terry Richardson for Love magazine will turn even the most vehement of @ss men into boob dudes.

Sofia Vergara: Is there a more fitting photo shoot than Sofia Vergara for Shape magazine? Her curves have us spinning, especially when we caught a load of her shoot for Vanity Fair.

And the nominees are…

Amber Heard: She pulled a Megan Fox-esque maneuver in Drive Angry when her car went to sh*t and she had to take a look at the engine. Fortunately, photographers took note and put it to good use as she went from hum drum bikini shoots to B&W S&M type ‘ish. We just want one spank. Spank for a punch. We’ll take it.

Daniela Ruah: Another relatively unknown actress. Daniela just narrowly missed the cut for our Boobs category but there’s no denying her backside is straight bananas for Esquire.

Kate Beckinsale: For someone of Kate’s height, she’s got some steamin’ hot stems and they culminate in one ridiculous rump that she gladly offered up in two of her shoots.

Katrina Bowden: In a battle for who wants more awards, Katrina is neck and neck – or butt and butt? – with Amber. Highly underrated derrier. Maybe some publication will read this and make it happen?

Megan Fox: Meg toned it down over the past year – with only one major shoot. But that shoot gave us her bending over a sink and presenting us with a beautiful reminder why she’s still on top of the totem pole for best rumps.

Rachel McAdams: Here’s another underrated badonk – she showed flashes in Wedding Crashers and word is she brings the buns big time in The Vow (now we just need a date to see it with).

And the nominees are…

Ashley Greene: We can see you scrunching your nose and furrowing your brow. WTF? But her shoots for Glamour and Esquire are enough evidence that there are few actresses who look hotter in heels.

Cameron Diaz: We feel f*cking horrible about not giving her the nod in our Smile category, but there was no shadow of a doubt we’d leave her off the legs list. The shoot for Maxim to promote Bad Teacher was a straight A+. If she travels for d*ck, we’d travel for her legs.

Heather Morris: The dudes at Esquire must be leg guys because they certainly pay enough attention to them. And for good reason – Heather’s officially on our radar thanks to her spread.

Paula Patton: Jezebel, DT magazine, W, Complex – they all captured the magnificence that are double P’s legs. But it was GQ’s shoot that really sealed the deal for us.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: We feel bad for the other nominees. It’s not even really a contest.

Yvonne Strahovski: The “Chuck” star has always been a stunner but her shoot for Maxim made us believe in the power of legs.

And the nominees are…

Amber Heard: This one’s a no-brainer. Not one of her shoots would suggest otherwise.

Blake Lively: Blake’s gone the fairly tame route over the past year but one shoot is all it takes, and her spread in which we got a pic of her lounging in a revealing outfit was all it took.

Eva Amurri: If you failed to read our explanation for her placement on the breasts list, then let us reiterate – her Maxim shoot will make you wonder how she’s not on every screen across the world.

Katrina Bowden: You saw this one coming, right? Kind of shocking how she’s only been in a couple shoots over the past 12 months.

Rooney Mara: We mentioned this for Aimee Teegarden’s nomination and we’ll say it again for Rooney. There are times when a picture comes along and you lock it into memory. Rooney’s pic of her bending over and getting ink done on her ass while she smoked a cig? That’s next level.

Zoe Saldana: I never saw Columbiana but I vaguely remember her running around in her undies. She didn’t do much of that in the mags, but when she did, it was like 10 cups of Colombian coffee to the face. We’re pretty sure you have to pass a test to touch her.