February 21st is Fat Tuesday aka Mardi Gras aka Shrove Tuesday, which I’ve never heard of before today. Shrove actually derives from the word “shrive” which means “confess”. So, pig out on rich fatty foods, chuck some beads, see some boobs, and get all your last minute sinning out of way before Ash Wednesday and Lent ruin your spring. Then you have to confess and give up all fun stuff. Or you can join us in hell. See ya there, suckers!