If the great state of Texas, the McDonald’s franchise and stretchy pants have taught us anything, it’s that bigger is better. Biggie Smalls, Fat Albert, John Candy— they all embraced the chub. Now society is battling the fun with a ban on trans-fats, advertised lap-band procedures and late-night Flirty Girl Fitness infomercials. While the FDA is doing their best to keep us large and in charge by declaring pizza a vegetable, some celebrities have given in to the dark side. Fatties, come back! You look f*cking weird now!