Nicki Minaj in Wonderland vs. Amanda Seyfried in Glamour [PHOTOS, POLL]

By Neal - Johns Hopkins February 1, 2012 12:23 pm Posted in A to Z, Amanda Seyfried, Girls, Nicki Minaj, Pics, TMZ RSS Neal - Johns Hopkins g+ page

For one reason or another, I place these ladies in the same category: genetic freaks. Sounds bad, but it really isn’t – each of these women possess body parts that are just out of control. You just don’t see them on normal human beings. Some might be turned off by him but not this guy (*points thumbs at self*). Most of the attention on Nicki goes to her badonk, but her lips, eyes, and breasticles are legit as well. Amanda’s primarily known for her eyes, but those lips ain’t shabby and if you’ve seen Chloe, you know her chest bumps are world class. So, in a battle of superhumans, who ya got? The girl who gave us Stupid Hoe or the girl whose eyes will leave you seyFRIED. Review the evidence then vote in our poll.