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WTF News Wednesday: G-String Wedding Dress, Porn Stars For Mayor, 1 Woman 2 Vaginas

In this week’s edition of WTF Wednesday, we take a look at the wedding dress Courtney Stodden SHOULD’VE worn, a dude who pulled a Ricky Bobby type meltdown on his baseball team, a guy who’s really hard up for a designated driver, a dude who will never put anything off ever again, a porn star showdown for mayor, the hot new game played on college campuses, and the girl with 2 vaginas disappoints the world.

G-String Wedding Dress

Fashion brand Kaviar Gauche showed off the dress designed by Alexandra Fischer-Röhler and Johanna Kühl at Berlin fashion week.

Porn stars in election bust-up

Porn stars Amandha Fox and Luana Borgia are both vying to become the civic leader in Taranto, Italy. The two candidates’ backers are organizing a pole-dancing night where local voters can see what the big election issues are.

Student Strips Naked, Assaults Coach

The student allegedly climbed the bleachers and began doing calisthenics in his underwear. When team coaches asked what was wrong, the student gave “incoherent and nonsensical” answers. Coaches escorted the student inside the baseball field house where he allegedly stripped naked and punched one of the coaches in the mouth. Someone’s seen Talladega Nights one too many times. Help me Oprah! Help me Tom Cruise!

The (Choking) Game

Dr. Glen Kercher, director of the Crime Victims’ Institute at Sam Houston State University in Texas, said more and more students enjoy playing the Choking Game, also known as the Fainting Game, Pass Out or Space Monkey.

The survey involved 837 students at an undisclosed Texas university. Among the findings:

  • — Out of the 16 percent who said they participated in the choking game, 72 percent reportedly played the game more than once.
  • — Males were more likely to have played than females.
  • — The average age when students first played the game was 14.
  • — 90 percent of those who played the game first heard about it from peers.
  • — Curiosity about the effects of the Choking Game was a primary motivation for playing the game.
  • — Learning about the potential dangers of this activity served as a deterrent for the majority of non-participants

Woman With 2 Vaginas Offered $1 Mil to Do Porn

27 year old British woman Hazel Jones was born with two fully formed vaginas known as “uterus didelphys”. Of course, Vivid jumped all over that sh*t and offered a mil to do porn. Just do it.

Man Marries Dead GF in Joint Wedding/Funeral

Chadil Deffy, also known as Deff Yingyuen, married his girlfriend of 10 years, Sarinya “Anne” Kamsook, in Thailand. Thing is she died in an accident before the two could set a date. The couple met at Thailand’s Eastern Asia University nearly a decade ago. No jokes here, that’s just straight up sad. Dude felt guilty he put it off and thought it would be a honorable gesture. It’s odd, but whatever helps you get closure, my man.

Man Lets Drunk 13 Year Old Drive Truck

Police in Idaho Falls have arrested a 21-year-old man named Austin Gomez on suspicion of felony injury to a child after an intoxicated 13-year-old girl crashed a pickup truck into a canal over the weekend. Word is he couldn’t get a hold of Punxsutawney Phil.

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