The 2012 AVN Awards went down on Saturday night in Las Vegas. We called it one of the reasons last week wouldn’t suck then we showed you the hottest pics of the Best Actress nominees (Jessie Andrews won for her perf in Portrait of a Call Girl, which is the least dirty sounding title of the bunch). If you don’t get Showtime and weren’t famous, cool, or well-endowed enough to attend, we’ve got you covered – which is a word you’d use to describe the actresses once their scene is done. Do you think you could go the entire show with adjourning to the restroom for some “me time”? Can you imagine what the after-party is like?