Full disclosure, I wanted to go to Holy Ship very, very badly. Thankfully, a photographer named Rony Alwin was there and snapped some incredible photos that only confirmed what I already knew; the combination of sun, a boat, and some of the best names in electronic dance music was certain to draw the most inebriated hot girls that only DJs can bring. The best part? No 16 year-olds on this boat so you don’t have to worry about statutory rape laws on international waters. Many thanks to Rony’s Photobooth for making me regret not going.