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By COED Staff January 8, 2012 3:28 pm Posted in A to Z, Beyonce Knowles, Features, Girls, Pics, TMZ RSS COED Staff g+ page

With some celebrities, you just know that they’re going to use their opportunity to name their baby something classically stupid. Jay-Z and Beyonce did not strike me as these types of people. Obviously I was wrong because the couple decided to name their child Blue Ivy. It’s nice to know that even with all their creative genius and millions of dollars, celebrities still lack the common sense to name their kids something normal.

Your children are already going to be special, it’s not like you need to give them some stupid f*cking retard name like Blue Ivy to make sure they stand out. The stretch Maybach that little Ivy will be rolling to kindergarten in will make sure of that.