The first patented roller skate was introduced in 1760, but it sucked. It wasn’t until January 4th, 1863 when James Plimpton optimized them. We’re sure his intention was for hot chicks to wear them with knee highs and short shorts while enjoying a lollipop. Though the skate gave way to the blade, which almost no one outside of diehard hockey fans in warm climates use, the hot girl in roller skates motif is right up there with sexy schoolgirl. Come on, remember Roller Girl in Boogie Nights? Exactly. Strap on this gallery and get retro hot.