Tight Jeans And G-Strings Are A Dangerous Combination [57 PHOTOS]
Now that you’re up and you have a hangover to deal with (or possibly still drunk) it’s time to decide on a New Year’s Resolution that you should actually try to follow through with. The whole “no carbs before lunch” or “I’m really going to save money this year” schtick isn’t going to last very long. May I suggest (for the single folk out there) an alternative solution. How about “I’m not going to hook up with any girls who have their G-Strings visible.” Before you starve yourself of this particular pedigree of poon, we’ve got a farewell gift all lined up for you – tramp stamps and all. Who told you we didn’t care?