Hugh Hefner threw a 4th of July party at the Mansion and 99.999% of you reading this weren't there. Fear not though because plenty of Playmates were on hand Twitpic'ing up a storm and we have a few of the best.
I've ridden some of the biggest and fastest roller coasters on Earth so I assumed I was a pretty big thrill seeker but my whole perspective changed in Dallas, TX at the Zero Gravity Thrill Park. Having to walk the plank and bungee jump head first or free fall 200 feet into a net with no harness or ropes was a game changer for me. Watch the video we shot with the Nokia Astound below of the free fall and you'll see what I'm talking about.
This is America: home of the brave, land of the free. This country needs no more motivation than we already have. In fact, we have so much f*cking swagger going on that we can afford to lose some. Don't worry, we won't though, because: (see the first three words). Osama, how do these 25 awesome demotivational posters look to you right now? They might be hard to see at the bottom of the ocean through your lifeless eyeballs. Happy 4th of July, everyone! God Bless America and our troops! Check out the patriotic posters after the jump.
Happy 4th of July, COED Nation! Today's Miss COED is Christy Lee, a 20 year old from Pittsburgh, PA. Christy has been featured in Tattoo Magazine, Bella Morte Magazine, and Easy Rider Magazine. It's easy to see that this girl loves tattoos and that she likes showing them off. For obvious reasons, I hope that Christy keeps up with the work that America wants her to do. Check out her pics and stats after the jump!
C'mon kids, you little rascals should know better. At the zoo, there's no feeding the animals, jumping over the side, or littering allowed. And there's certainly no angry bird playing. No Jimmy, that is not the blue-bird-that-mystically-turns-into-three-blue-birds-when-you-tap-the-screen, that is a Sialia mexicana so put it down. I said, put. it. down. No! Don't launch it!
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John and I kicked off the Nokia Astound Me adventure in New York City. The the trip officially started with our check-in at The Highline. We then worked our way up to Columbus Circle and all the way down to lower Manhattan. Manhattan was decked out in red, white and blue for the 4th of July so we decided take pictures with the Astound Me flag at various Patriotic locations around the city. We got some great pictures but it seemed like the wind was consistently blowing in the wrong direction (posted a few dozen flag outtake photos to Facebook). The Astounding location of the day was Stone Street in lower Manhattan. It's an old cobble stone street lined with bars. The street is closed to traffic and all the bars have outdoor seating, definitely a hidden gem that everyone should check out.
As Louis CK so gracefully put it on his recent Daily Show appearance, farting is just plain old funny. "It comes out of your ass, it smells like poop because its been hanging out next to it for a long time and it makes a little trumpet noise when it comes out." From an innocent giggle to full-blown hysterical laughter, a fart joke can hit you on so many levels. In recognition of National Baked Bean Month, we have compiled the best farting scenes in movie history for your enjoyment. Check 'em out after the toot.
They probably have gastroenteroligists on call and could write up a review on every laxative under the sun, but they do it for the love of their, um, jobs? Honestly, competitive eaters travel all over the world to wreak havoc on their intestines and eat foods that dietitians shun to even say. Sounds like a full time job to me. Hopefully, it comes with health benefits because there have been some gut-wrenching (and probably ripping) feats out there. Check out our list of 7 top eating challenges after the jump.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser? That scene from Joe Dirt is one kind of firework fail, but in this video compilation we're talking about the extremely painful, arm-ripping, ass-blasting, face-melting variety. You won't see a grander display of jackassery this Fourth of July, unless you're hoping to make the list next year. Check out the vids after the jump.
If you've been on the Internet, you probably noticed that Duke Nukem Forever has been taking some serious abuse. COED received a copy to test out. I was obviously more than a little worried after seeing the earlier reviews, but I must say I was pleasantly surprised. As a kid I grew up playing old Duke Nukem games on my PC so I was really excited to see the next direction the franchise was going to take with this game. Check out my review of Duke Nukem Forever after the jump!
Are you guys in-ground on above-ground folk? Me? I could go either way. I've had both and while in-ground is considered classier, you can get some serious bonage on above ground an no one's the wiser. Anyway, to get you pumped for America cutting the umbilical cord, we've welcomed 76 sexy ladies into our in-ground pool party gallery. Check 'em out after the cannonball!
Facebook is like a force of nature. No matter how much you batten down the hatches, stock up on canned foods, cross your fingers, or come out guns blazing with an army of high priced lawyers, the monster of all media platforms is going to eat you and your privacy alive then fart out Farmville or some garbage. But just as you can have a gentle rain one day and a hurricane the next, the sheer size of Facebook can lead to “social networking” problems you hadn’t anticipated or want to experience. Check out our 10 reasons why you should never trust Facebook.
Heavy has partnered up with UFC to launch "Fight Day Live" a pre-fight show that gives our users insider access to the fighters. We've teamed up with Heavy to bring you the live broadcast from UFC 132 at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. UFC 132 will feature 2 preliminary fights live on Spike TV, and 4 preliminary fight on their Facebook stream. Until then, you can watch the live stream of "Fight Day Live" after the jump.