The 5 Funnest Ways To F*ck Up Your Life GUARANTEED!

By    December 27, 2011 3:30 pm     Posted in Dating & Sex, Drink, Features, Inline Gallery, Lifestyle, Party, Smoke, WTF   Wyatt g+ page

As many of you know, the Mayans have explained that we’ve got less than a year to live. Why not go out in style? A great barometer of your partying should be the following: even if the Mayan-theory goes the way of the Rapture (i.e. revealed to be total cockamamie horsesh*t)** your life should still be over in a year. To get a great headstart on the beginning of the end, you should take our advice and try to do at least three of the five things you’ll find below.

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    4 Responses to “The 5 Funnest Ways To F*ck Up Your Life GUARANTEED!”
    1. Concerned says:
      December 29, 2011 at 10:43 am

      Wow, Ned. I can understand why you're writing on a pathetic site with 90% ads/pictures and 10% being a little blurb paragraph. It is pathetic in its entirety. First, the Mayans have not explained anything let along explain the world is ending in 2012. The only thing the Mayans did was create a calendar that comes to an end it its cycle on the winter solstice in 2012. It is our modern civilization that has said the world will end in 2012 based on this, NOT the Mayans. Your title is misleading, your facts are incorrect and your writing style is terrible. Again, it's not the Mayans prediction the world will end, it’s ours.

      • nycbass says:
        December 29, 2011 at 8:20 pm

        Shouldn't you be more "concerned" about your name being JimBob? Having that name sounds like a pretty unfun way of f*cking up your life.

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