Let’s be honest, Santa’s a pretty stressed out dude. Don’t let that jolly routine fool you. After a hard day’s work in which he delivers millions of gifts, he’s gonna celebrate like it’s 2012 (read: end of the world). We can’t think of a better way to let loose than with beer bongs and beer pong. Sinkin’ cups and burpin’ up. We wouldn’t be surprised if the fat man could do both at the same time. They call him the Magic Man. Don’t worry about him drivin’, he’s got like a billionty elves that can DD.