20 Women Tebow Should Tebown

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Everyone is talking about Tebow.  From his worthiness as an NFL quarterback to his devout Christian beliefs, it seems everyone has something to say about Tim Tebow.  But football and religion aside, the real question on everyone’s mind is Lindsey Vonn getting Tebowned? That’s the rumor circulating online after she was spotted in the Tebow family box at the Broncos game. We can’t stop squabbling over this guy’s sex life, or lack thereof. Is it even remotely possible that an NFL QB in the 21st Century can still be a virgin at 24? Is it possible he “plays for the other team”? We all know women love a good challenge – well, here’s the Mt. Kilimanjaro of men, ladies. Who has a legit shot at swiping Tim’s v-card? Here’s our list of the top 20.

Ashley Greene: Although Tim was born in the Phillipines, he grew up in and around Florida. Ashley’s from Jacksonville and also happens to love virgins. She stole Joe Jonas’.

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Alyssa Milano: Alyssa bangs baseball players like you breathe oxygen, and Tim Tebow took batting practice – hitting 12 homeruns in 15 pitches @ the University of Memphis.

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Cameron Diaz: I mean, does Cameron need a reason to be on this list? Doesn’t she date every athlete?

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Erin Andrews: You know that she’s on her way out and needs some serious inside information on the league’s hottest commodity. Who better to get it from than the man (the myth / the legend) himself?

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Gisele Bundchen: It’s definitely not Tebow’s style, but seriously… wouldn’t Gisele fill the empty Heisman void on Tebow’s mantle nicely?

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Hayden Panettiere: She just broke up with Vladimir Klitschko and needs another way-to-big-for-her-small-framed-body stud in her life.

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Houston: Once known for having gang-banged over 620 men (at one time a world record), the ex-pornstar has now seen the light and given her body to God. Since we all know that God is only a pseudonym for Tim Tebow, this is already a done deal. Check out Houston and some other pornstars that have given themselves to the Big Guy in the sky.

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Jaime Edmondson: This hottie is a huge sports fan, was a Miami Dolphins cheerleader, and can protect Tebow from the masses because she used to be (get this) a cop. She’s already gotten into Cam Newton’s pants, so Tebow seems like a likely next target.

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Jenn Sterger: Jenn’s got it in for Tebow. As an alumni of FSU and sworn enemy of the Gators, she’ll do anything she can to ruin Tebow’s life. She’ll swipe his V-Card and never call him back in an attempt to decimate the most loyal man in the world.

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Jessica Bentley: This former Playboy Coed of the Week is a smoking hot alumni of the University of Florida. Obviously she’s got an eye on the second-coming, and the fact that she was a journalism major means she’ll do whatever she can to get a good story.

Jordan Elway: Chicks love to piss off their overprotective dads. Since Poppa Elway is the GM of the Broncos and doesn’t think that Tim is good enough to be his QB, he definitely doesn’t think that he’s good enough to pork his daughter. Challenged accepted.

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Julianne Hough: No man has had a chance to take this beauty to bed. That’s right, both Julianne and Tim are saving themselves for marriage.

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Kate Upton: It’s no secret that Kate Upton is at least somewhat interested in athletes. Having Tweeted with the Gronk, she might be interested in someone who hasn’t already f*cked a porn star.

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Lindsay Lohan: Linsday would be like a project for Tim… a fun, hot mess of a project that would involve him trying to save a soul from eternal damnation. Who knows, he might even learn to live a little.

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Lindsey Vonn: I mean, this one is already pretty much settled. Rumors have it that Tim is the reason that she the famously hot skier got a divorce and the fact that she’s been spotted with Tebow’s brother, has attended numerous Broncos games, and Tebowing at an award ceremony makes it pretty obvious.

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Minka KellyThe recently single Minka Kelly was in the news lately for having her engagement with Jeter annulled. Since Derek’s back in the game, it only makes sense that Minka’s going to try to go on a streak of her own.

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Stacy Kiebler: As one of the Premiere Women Who Wow’d, it would be just like Stacy to leave George Clooney and on to the next untouchable male star. She knows a thing or two how to make a man submit.

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Sydney Esiason: Not only is she nice on the eye, Tim’s already got the A-OK from the Sydney’s father, Boomer. “If he said he wanted to marry my daughter, I’d be happy as hell, because he’s that kind of person.”

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Taylor Swift: Taylor claims to be all holy and sh*t plus there’s even a parody of her song “15” to the tune of the Tim because of his number.

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Susan Boyle: Let’s be real folks, Susan is in need of some sexy time. And so is Tim. She’ll be singing his praises for ages, or until she finds someone else (likely the same period of time).

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