Once weeks have gone by without getting laid, it’s clear that something in my approach to the game needs to change. Without sharing too much with you all, one of the things that you can do is manscape. I just figure that if I invest some time in myself, maybe someone else will follow suit. One of these premating rituals may or may not include some trimming, but it doesn’t involve combing. That’s because I learned about something called the Harry Ball theorem in college. Yes, I actually went to class; no, I didn’t make that name up. Let’s start the week by learning something.