Thanksgiving is one of the most American holidays out there and it’s right down the street, you guys. I can just smell the turkeys sh*tting their collective (lack of) pants in anticipation. How awesome is it to be that one turkey that gets the Presidential pardon? Like, you’re just straight poppin’ champagne and burying your face in blow after that. Anyway, in addition to stuffing your face with way too much food, how about you motorboat these All-American boobs? You can’t get any more American than big boobs and pigging out. We specifically give thanks for these 101 sets of tatas to go with your t-give tater tots.