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Twilight Breaking Dong: Christian Serratos Shows Off Cleavage at LA Premiere [PHOTOS]

Even if you’re Ashton Kutcher, you probably know that Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes out this Friday, 11/18. The LA premiere was last night at the Nokia Theater and the red carpet carried its fair share of hot tail. Well, I honestly feel like @aplusk after seeing these photos of Christian Serratos and her ridiculously hot cleavage. First of all, I saw the name and thought it was a dude. I will NEVER make that mistake again. Somehow, I missed the fact she was on Maxim’s Hot 100 list last year and FHM’s list of 100 Sexiest Women in 2011. She also posed nude for PETA. Yes, she has forehead acne, but I smell a fat Proactive check coming her way. Just keep those puppies perky, Ms. Weber.

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