Snow White and the Huntsman Looks Bad-ass [TRAILER]

By Neal - Johns Hopkins November 11, 2011 3:21 pm Posted in Cool Stuff, culture, Movies, Video Neal - Johns Hopkins g+ page

Holy f***ing fairy tale, y’all! Talk about completely going flip mode on whatever you remembered about the seven dwarves and sh*t – this is straight bananas. First of all, Charlize Theron, you need to give me a call. You can suck the life out of me any day of the week. Second of all, I’m not a huge fan of Kristen Stewart mostly because she’s just too damn emo / hipster for my tastes but there’s no arguing she can be hot as balls when she gives more than that one dumbfounded, mouth-breathing look. I believe it’s called, “Blue Steel”. And then you have Hemsworth wieldin’ axes and sh*t. Sign me up. Oh, it’ snot coming out ’til Summer of 2012? Great, I feel like I just got a bad reaction from Viagra.

In the epic action-adventure Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart (Twilight) plays the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen (Oscar(r) winner Charlize Theron) out to destroy her. But what the wicked ruler never imagined is that the young woman threatening her reign has been training in the art of war with a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth, Thor) dispatched to kill her. Sam Claflin (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) joins the cast as the prince long enchanted by Snow White’s beauty and power. The breathtaking new vision of the legendary tale is from Joe Roth, the producer of Alice in Wonderland, producer Sam Mercer (The Sixth Sense) and acclaimed commercial director and state-of-the-art visualist Rupert Sanders.