I’m all for sneaking booze into events. It cuts down costs dramatically and thanks to security crackdowns, it now requires some ingenuity. Entrepreneurs and the like have capitalized on this measure and have flooded the market with items that allow you to conveniently waltz into a stadium with no less than a pint of alcohol on your person. There’s a pouch you wear as a fanny pack under your jeans, a “beer belly” that makes you look fat, and a seat cushion / hemorhoid pillow. Classic stuff. Then these guys from FTW (Mademan.com‘s Video Advice Team), come along and provide us with the most WTF bootlegging items. An orange? A watermelon? A f***ing loaf of bread? Yeah, dude, good luck trying to carry that sh*t into a stadium. Stay tuned for part 2, which I’m hoping will be a lot more practical.