Man, I love the United States. Today it was announced that Anwar al-Awlaki, the American-born cleric who has been called the religious voice of Al-Qaeda, caught a missile in the face and subsequently died. Yeehaw! In other red-white-and-blue news, GQ released the hottest video of American-born Brooklyn Decker yesterday. Anwar couldn’t be reached for comment on the video, as his head literally turned to mist, but I’m sure he would be none-too-pleased to see that Brooklyn isn’t wearing a bra. Take 3:19 of your morning to celebrate one of the many great reasons that haters try targeting the US: hot, American models.