I don’t know that there’s ever been a longer, more anticipated buildup to a primetime TV show about waitresses in the history of the boob tube. No, we’re not talking about “2 Broke Girls”, we’re referencing NBC’s series about the beautiful Bunnies that worked at the first ever Playboy Club in Chicago in the early ’60s. Back in the spring, Amber Heard’s twitpic of her in the iconic Bunny costume made us want the girl who likes girls even more. So, with “The Playboy Club” premiering tonight (Monday, 9/19), we thought we’d profile the leading ladies donning cottontails to serve up drinks, cigars, drama, and sexy time. Check ’em out below.
The hottest Amber on Earth wowed us in 2010 and completely set our faces on fire in 2011. Once we found out she was out of the closet, we strongly advised her to hook up with Kristen Stewart and to pose for Playboy. At least part of our wish came semi-true. Of the 15 summer movie smokeshows of 2011, she finished third behind #2 Olivia Wilde and #1 stunner Mila Kunis (no strangers to locking lips with other ladies). Stiff competition. She’ll have plenty of that on this show.
We first discovered Jenna in February 2010 when we stumbled upon some behind the scenes pics from her movie “Slightly Single in LA”. Well, IRL, Jenna’s not even remotely single. The hyphen should’ve given it away. She’s hitched to Channing Tatum, whom she met on the set of “Step Up”. Reason #500,154 why I hate that movie.
Laura’s probably better known on the stage than on the big screen or boob tube. She’s been nominated four times for a Tony Award for Best Featured Actress, winning once in ’08. FUN FACT: She married and divorced the lead singer from The Spin Doctors. Remember them? No? Well, apparently Laura wasn’t Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong.
This hot-as-f*ck Canuck is also a singer who released her first album in 2009. She also has a recurring role on Blue Mountain State. We won’t rest until the soon-to-be 26 year old takes up every time slot.
The 27 year old singer-rapper-actress used to be 1/3 of the R&B trio 3LW and was the lead role in the remake of Fame. You might remember her portraying Lil Kim in the 2009 Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious. We’re notorious for eye-humping rumps of waitresses, so her tail should make ours wag.