10 Surefire Signs Your Girlfriend Used To Be A Stripper / Porn Star

She’s red hot in the bedroom, sports some seriously skimpy clothing, and owns a stripper pole. You suspect that she may have been a porn star in a past life: or that she has an alter ego that only comes out after dusk at Spearmint Rhino. If you’re unsure whether your girlfriend could be a professional piece of *ss, then you’d better read my top check list of telltale signs your girlfriend used to be a stripper or a porn star. Check out the list below.

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    12 Responses to “10 Surefire Signs Your Girlfriend Used To Be A Stripper / Porn Star”
    1. rub says:

      for more signs of the obvious, stay tuned at 10

    2. MIZ says:

      AHAHAHAA! So true but one thing, I hit all of these 10 but Im not an ex-stripper. I'm a Dominatrix ;)

      • LingeringThoughts says:

        wow if you have a better porn collection than your boy you must really be one hell of a girl m/ THAT IS WICKED!!

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