10 Surefire Signs Your Girlfriend Used To Be A Stripper / Porn Star

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She’s red hot in the bedroom, sports some seriously skimpy clothing, and owns a stripper pole. You suspect that she may have been a porn star in a past life: or that she has an alter ego that only comes out after dusk at Spearmint Rhino.┬áIf you’re unsure whether your girlfriend could be a professional piece of *ss, then you’d better read my top check list of telltale signs your girlfriend used to be a stripper or a porn star. Check out the list below.

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