On September 6th, 1959, Mattel sold the first ever Barbie doll. The big breasted, tiny waisted, long legged figurine has given girls complexes for decades, prompting feminists everywhere to call for its ban. To them we say, chill out. If a woman wants to rock platinum blonde locks, big pouty lips, humongous fake t*ts, and ridiculous measurements, let ’em. You don’t see us protesting the fugly trolls at a taping of The View – it’s their choice to crush tons of cupcakes. Previously, we showed you Barbie dolls behaving badly, now we present real life Barbie girls. Hopefully, they’re not into dudes without genitals. Check ’em out in our gallery below.