The Daily Sun is reporting that “Sexual Napalm” Jessica Simpson will be getting NEW breasts! Smaller ones, that is. The singer / “actress” is sick of her DD boobs and wants to get them reduced. Total bummer. This means we’ll most likely see less animated gifs of her jiggling jumblies and she’ll no longer be a part of our Double D Day. So, if you’ve got anything left in your 40, pour a pair out for J-Simp’s soon to be reduced chesticles. We pay homage with a photo gallery remembering the good times. Check it out below.