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56 Texas Thong-Horns [PHOTOS]

With all the offseason scandal and controversy that went down this year, it’s safe to say everyone and their den mother is dying to get the the college football season started. Come Thursday, September 1st, all the illegal booster and agent gifts, prostitutes, yacht rides, and abortions will be momentarily forgotten and we can get back to the glory of the game. One of the teams missing from this preseason top 25 rankings is Texas. While expectations might be low, we’d like to give them some motivation that’s A) completely legal and B) won’t injure them. Needless to say, we wouldn’t mind hookin’ the thong-horns in the gallery below.

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    5. Han Solo says:

      Proof that God loves Texas in a special way.

      1. James - University of Texas says:

        Yes He Does.

    6. […] we mentioned in our post on the Texas Thong-horns, this past offseason has been marred by controversy and scandal, moreso than any other season. Even […]

    7. […] huge fans of all things thong – as evidenced by our features on Thong Thursday and the Texas Thong-horns, but this car thong business is just bananas. It reminds me of Ricky Bobby’s Fig Newtons […]

    8. The Wud says:

      My high school mascot was the Longhorn. We never had so many but so much behind their support. I didn't believe now, Texas is blessed!

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