Not that there’s anything wrong with that. They say most fat people are jolly. I’d agree with that statement for those chubbies who embrace their weight. For most others, though, packing on the pounds is worrisome. Some study somewhere shows that the number one killer (besides Ghostface – WU TANG FOREVER!) in America is obesity. Unless you’re a genetic freak or gym rat, getting fat is an eventual consequence of getting old. You get lazy, you lose motivation. But, if your goal is to avoid this fate and you’re looking for a partner who won’t embarrass you, check out our guide to determining if you’re gf will be gluttonous in our slideshow below.