Remember Micro Machines? That dude who narrated those commercials spoke super fast. I kind of sort of wanted to be that guy. I get tongue tied like nuts but that guy must be a dynamo with the ladies. Especially when it comes to putting his mouth on some “south mouth”. Anyway, I bring him up because micro miniskirts will either A) leave you speechless or B) have you speaking in tongues. Check ’em out in our gargantuan gallery of ladies that’ll make you gaga for micro miniskirts.