Wrap It Up: London Riots Because Kanye West Is Hitler Edition

By    August 8, 2011 7:46 pm     Posted in Features, Links, WTF   Neal - Johns Hopkins g+ page

Oh boy…

Try not to think about that as you stream the full “Watch the Throne” album.

London’s pissed. Maybe because the stock market took the biggest digger since November ’08?

Jaleel White is Cee Lo Green in the new music video for “Cry Baby”…

Kelly Rowland (Desinty’s Child anyone?) had a DOUBLE nip slip.

Rihanna gave a lap dance to a 60 year old dude at a concert.

Big Boi was arrested for 3 ecstasy pills and 10 viagra? Lame.

Seth Rogen’s joining FX’s The League.

Alexa Vega, you have our attention.

Olympic beach volleyballers will wear QR bar code bikinis.

Real Madrid signed a 7 year old.

The Steelers will be in The Dark Night Rises and Catwoman will be a stripper?

Here’s the red band trailer for The Sitter (note: could be the funniest movie of the year)…

“30 Minutes or Less” is based on a true story, but the directors deny it.

Is this the most pathetic knockout of all-time?

Apparently you could have threesomes at Fenway back in the day…

Hey look! Another FAKE “viral” video! The folks at Powerade would be proud…

Tiger’s former caddie helped Adam Scott win a championship this past weekend.

No idea who Lacey Schwimmer is, but she kinda looks like that slutty redhead in Gremlins 2.

Roselawn, Indiana is the kinkiest city in America. Meanwhile, the Utah Utes are the most important college football team. Here are the 10 best places to live in America.

You can get free sushi if you’ve been attacked by a shark.

Dana White gave Brian Ebersole a $70k bonus for knocking out Dennis “Superman” Hallman because he was wearing a speedo.

Peace out, bitches! We’re off to sell our blood, semen, and kidneys before retiring to our bomb shelter.

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