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Wrap It Up: Krispi Kreme Is Your Sweet Denver Treat Edition

By Neal - Johns Hopkins June 23, 2011 7:09 pm Posted in Features, Links, WTF Neal - Johns Hopkins g+ page

So, the name of the Colorado escort (whose boobs are pictured above) who was involved in the Fairleigh Dickinson University professor prostitution case? Krispi Kreme. Check out her NSFW website here.

I bet when she gets arrested she goes, “Is this some kind of bust?” It would be funnier if Eli and Peyton Manning were the ones doing the busting. Apparently, they’re Football Cops now…

David Hasselhoff eating David Hasselhoff…

Justin Bieber did David Letterman’s Top 10 List – “Getting Attacked by an Old Guy” wasn’t on the list.

Erin Andrews scolded a kid for wanting her autograph…

A high school principal addressed his students in an Iron Man costume…

A Southwest Airlines pilot WENT OFF on the microphone…

You can now pick up the Charlie Sheen mask…

I think this gorilla has been listening to “Just Dance” a little too much.

In other news…

Whitey Bulger, the dude who Jack Nicholson’s character in The Departed was based on, was finally caught by the FBI.
A soccer player got ejected for having a pierced penis
The Pirates closer got his toenails painted.
“Bagelheads” are big in Japan.
Here are 10 brands that will die this year.
A lot of people thought THIS woman died but she was really alive but then she really did die when she woke up in her coffin during her burial.
Jennie Finch named her kid Diesel Dean Daigle.
Parks & Recreation’s Ron Swanson is f***ing stoked!
Missy Elliott has “Graves’ Disease“.
A live-action Spy vs Spy movie is in the works along with Avatar 2 and 3, and the sequel to the yet unreleased Captain America movie.

Peace out, bitches! We’re off to hang out with the woman with largest breasts in the world!

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