We’re pretty open-minded here at COED; it takes a lot to shock us. But every once in a while, a news item dances by our desk that makes us pull a double take. In this case, it might even be a triple. First, is the fat that this dude is 51 and has the balls to marry a 16-year-old. Second is the fact that this is the OLDEST looking 16-year-old (sans aging disease or disorder), we’ve EVER seen. Just take a look at the pics and video we found below and vote in our poll. We’re thinking someone made a mistake and they’ve been DATING for 16 years and she’s actually 32. Not AS creepy, but still WTF.