Bad Teacher Shows You How To Have A Bad-Ass Summer

Bad Teacher‘s about a broke ass teacher played by Cameron Diaz who’s also pretty bad ass – she’s got the mouth of a sailor and drinks like one, too. With summer right around the corner, we thought we’d share our tips to having a bad-ass summer that’s Bad Teacher approved. Follow these do’s and don’ts and you’ll most likely being starring in your own movie instead of adding to your mugshot portfolio.

Photo credit. Maxim.com

DO: Drink good tequila (anejo or reposado)

DON’T: Drink bad tequila (anything with “Montezuma” in name)

DO: Hook up with multiple women in one night

DON’T: Hook up with THESE women

DO: “Billboard” people who’ve passed out with their shoes on

DON’T: Get these tattoos

DO: Play some outdoor drinking games

DON’T: Play drinking games in a car

DO: Travel like a rock star

DON’T: End up on “Locked Up Abroad

DO: Spend a long weekend with that chick you met online

DON’T: Try to make a summer fling last that won’t

DO: Attempt these essential sex positions

DON’T: Be afraid to Ask a Chick

DO: Make the most of your kiddie pool

DON’T: Drop your “babies” off at the pool… the real pool

DO: Stay smelling good and looking good

DON’T: Ignore your excessive sweating

DO: Chug these summer beer cocktails that don’t suck

DON’T: Use these horrifying soft drinks as mixers

Bad Teacher releases in theaters June 24th



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