10 Ways To Get Fired Right Now
Are you sick of your boring job? Tired of your boss never giving you a break? The co-worker who bugs the hell out of you everyday ? Well we have ten insane tips on how to get fired easily. Try these tips at your own risk and we guarantee
you’ll be collecting unemployment you’ll be back to chilling on your mom’s couch in no time.
1. Taking the hate you have for your boss public
There’s nothing worse than blasting your boss on a social network, especially when he/she is your Facebook friend!
2.) Posting photos of yourself goofing around at work
You really want to get fired? Put photos up of yourself all over the internet showing yourself relaxing, goofing off, and not getting a damn thing done at work.
3.) Bragging about getting drunk during your lunch hour
Heading out to your favorite restaurant during your lunch break is one thing, but getting buzzed, and then bragging about it to your office mates is just dumb. Don’t do it!
4.) Bragging on a public forum about being late to work
Want to show your boss how much you really don’t care about your job? Be late consistently.
5.) Being the office prankster
Want to show you don’t take yourself or your job that serious? Then be the office prankster. The one guy who gets on everyone’s nerves because they’re always up to something.
6.) Being the angry dude
If you’re looking to fill up your HR file, NOT get a recommendation for your next job, or to get fired, be the angry dude in the office.
7.) Blasting music through headphones so loud others can hear
You love DMX, Dave Matthews, and Danity Kane? Great, but listen to their music on your own time, not your jobs.
8.) Stealing office supplies
Really want to piss your boss off? Steal other people’s office supplies and arrange them nicely on your desk. Put a few in your pocket while you’re at it.
9.) Taking really long lunches every day
Leave the office at noon and don’t come back until 3. Everyday.
10.) Doing whatever you want, all the time.
You really want to get fired, then don’t do any work, at all.
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