Well, it’s been nice knowing all of you. While I’m not sure if Jesus will take me or not, I do know there is plenty of material on the interwebs to help you once the time comes to check out. We’ve got playlists, fashion tips, diet plans, and much more – all wrapped up in one handy dandy survival kit. If you don’t get to Heaven, drop us a note. We’ll be down here ripping shots and burning one to Method Man’s Tical 2000 while watching T2 – we hear they sync up like Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz. Check out the most important rapture-related links we could find below to make May 21st a smooth ride (wherever you’re going).
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