Top 11 Hotties Shamefully Snubbed By Maxim’s Hot 100

By    May 5, 2011 4:12 pm     Posted in 18+, A to Z, Adrianne Palicki, Blake Lively, Candice Swanepoel, Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Tweedy, Crystal Harris, Features, Features, Girls, Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Kate Upton, Lists, Pics   COED Staff g+ page

As we mentioned earlier, Rosie Huntington Whiteley was #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 list while Brooklyn Decker took a backseat to Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus somehow placed above Diora Baird. Plus, Cameron Diaz at #4? Yeah, she loves porn and flying cross country for d*ck, but still. With any list, the creators are bound to be skewered and scrutinized – that’s part of the appeal.  Overall, Maxim’s was pretty solid, but we think there were some glaring omissions that deserve some credit for their bodies… of work. Check out the 11 sexiest snubs from Maxim’s “Hot 100″ below. Ladies, if you need a shoulder to cry on, ours are super absorbent.

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11. Ines Sainz

With the list being released so close to Cinco de Mayo, it is just wrong to leave out Ines Sainz. Even professional athletes who get hot ass on the regs were unable to refrain from catcalling her. Here are some pics of the mami who distracted the Jets from making the Super Bowl.

10. Adrianne Palicki

Adrianne was a first-team hottie on the show Friday Night Lights which was stocked with smokeshows. She’s only gotten bigger as NBC has picked her up for their upcoming Wonder Woman series. Watch out for this girl as she’s just starting to hit her stride.

9. Crystal Harris

Crystal is the Queen of the Playboy Estate because Hugh Hefner (the mackest of all daddies) married her. There is little else that needs to be said about why she’s hot. All that’s left to do is remind you.

8. Cheryl Cole

What makes the upcoming show X-Factor better than American Idol? We neither have a no clue nor do we care about the contestants or their talent, but we know Cheryl and her boobs win the fight over Ryan Seacrest and Randy Jackson (that’s not a fair fight but you get the point). America, Maxim forgot to give you a preview of what’s coming this September so we’re stepping in.

7. Blake Lively

Red heads just scream hot. I mean, just look at her and tell us what’s not to be almost stalkerishly obsessed with like? The best thing Ben Affleck ever did (besides Jennifer Garner) was put her in The Town. If only every drug dealer was as hot as Blake…

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6. Izabel Goulart [View Izabel's 2011 SI Swimsuit gallery here]

Izabel is a Brazilian beauty we featured three years ago as a Miss Coed. Since then, she’s blown up. Last year she walked the runway at the who’s-who of boner poppers Victoria Secret Fashion Show and this year became the face of Dolce & Gabanna. Oh, and she’s also one of the five hottest rookies who appeared in SI’s swimsuit issue.

5. Rosie Jones

Rosie’s one of our favorites here at COED and leaves us stunned every time we see her pictures. We were also left stunned when we learned that she was left off of Maxim’s hottest 100 list. We don’t understand why. You’ll agree with us when you see these sideboob/underboob photos and the gallery below.

4. Irina Shayk [view Irena's 2011 SI Swimsuit photo gallery here]

Peep this. The most sought-after issue of the magazines we read here at COED is the SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. Irina’s on the cover. She’s not on the list. WTF. You’re welcome.

3. Sara Jean Underwood

While everyone can dispute who is the hottest Playmate ever, Google’s a pretty good mediator of debates. One would assume that the number one Playmate EVER would be a shoe-in for the hottest 100, but apparently not. Mistake corrected.

2. Candice Swanepoel

It is almost sacrilegious to leave Candice off of their list. She currently holds two COED title belts: sexiest woman alive and the hottest woman on earth. I mean, c’mon. But here she is again for your viewing pleasure.

1. Kate Upton [View Kate's 2011 SI Swimsuit gallery here]

So Kate is smoking hot right now. This 18-year-old was in SI’s Swimsuit edition. Her exclusion is a total mindf*ck to us but whatever, that’s why we’re here. Her pictures are great, her videos are great, and her GIFs are fantastic.

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    27 Responses to “Top 11 Hotties Shamefully Snubbed By Maxim’s Hot 100”
    1. guest says:
      May 5, 2011 at 11:04 pm

      I agree!! why would anyone think that sara underwood is hotter than Irina? I mean hello? slut vs supermodel?? ridiculous

      • James - University of Texas says:
        May 6, 2011 at 12:15 am

        The sara jean and irina are both insanely hot – the point of this list is that they were both overlooked by maxim – HELLO?!?!?

    2. Mrballer says:
      May 6, 2011 at 3:23 pm

      Yes!!! Thank you. Cameron Diaz number 4? What were they smoking? Also why is Kournikova still on the list? I know she's hot, but she hasn't done crap for the past like what? 6-7 years? Get some new blood in. Their top 100 list is terrible

    3. 99Dug says:
      May 7, 2011 at 2:54 am

      It's all advertising now. The new chick from Transformers is #1 just in time to promote the movie…yah…don't think so.

    4. stephen says:
      May 7, 2011 at 8:30 am

      Maxim folks could not see the angel Irina, they should put me on the board before it's too late for ass kicks

    5. Dawg says:
      May 7, 2011 at 10:28 am

      I see much prettier and sexy girls on the street everyday . When I see actresses without their makeup I wonder how in the world could anyone cosider them attractive

    6. Mr. Guest says:
      May 8, 2011 at 12:45 pm

      I barf a little every time i see a picture of cameron diaz. kinda nasty

    7. Guest says:
      May 10, 2011 at 12:21 pm

      Kate Beckinsale!??!?!?! Or is this omnly a list for twenty-somethings?

    8. Tim says:
      May 10, 2011 at 1:09 pm

      Let's face it — the guys at Maxim HAVE to be gay!

    9. wtf says:
      May 10, 2011 at 8:03 pm

      The notion that Jwow is on the list and these hotties aren't is pretty much all that needs to be said.

      Yikes.

    10. Tyler says:
      May 11, 2011 at 5:18 pm

      I think Maxim agrees to put them on the list if they're in the magazine. JWow,, Miley, Cameron Diaz over these women? F'ing insane.

    11. DAVID TARANTINO says:
      May 11, 2011 at 8:24 pm

      HOT 100 , SORRY

    12. @thejoker122 says:
      May 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm

      you know what the editors are jewish they wouldn't know how to spot a hot girl if she stood in front of them and flash her tits

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