The Ass-ential Jessica Alba [49 PHOTOS]

April 28th is Jessica Alba‘s birthday! On this day 30 years ago, the lovely latina / naughty Native American / Hottie Body Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba’s ability to induce a catatonic state. Her sexy beach butt looks good in a supergirl costume (*wink* *nudge* Universal *cough* Fox) especially in animated gifs. To celebrate Jessica’s b-day, we’re backin’ dat ass up with a photo gallery of her best butt shots. Happy birthday, Jessica!



















































Bad New Girls
Dog Gives High Fives for Chicken
Bikini Girls
Father In Laws You Don't Mess With
Celebs in Super Skimpy Bikinis
Amanda Bynes. Come On.
Skaters Girls
The 46 Sexiest Jessica Alba Animated GIFs
Which Celeb's Boobs Hung Onto Dear Life?
Catholic School Porn Star's Revenge
Drake vs Chris Brown. Riiihight.
Watch Rihanna Make it Rain on a Stripper
Take a Picture
Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconu for Vogue (NSFW)
Meet Kanye's Alleged Mistress
Celebs on the Toilet
The Very Best of Paulina Gretzky
AHNOLD
American Badasses
Banned American Apparel Ads
Beyonce Still Hot, Not Pregnant


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Jessica Alba is simply amazing. Not too big, not too small. It's just right.